Anonymous: "*grins* that would be brilliant ! thank you baby *smiles and stretches* (yay ! :))"

*chuckles and gets up* bacon and eggs? (I have to leave in about an hour ahh, panicking!)

Anonymous: "*smiles and keeps my T-shirt on, watching a movie* (good luck for today :))"

*smiles and we watch a full movie; sits up as it finishes* should I make us breakfast in bed? (Thank you!!)

pros and cons of being friends with me



  • puns
  • free baked goods
  • honest opinions
  • i laugh at everything
  • you’re always the attractive friend
  • i never sleep so i’m always up to talk
  • i don’t judge


  • puns
  • mental instability
  • everything i say is annoying
  • i repeat myself a lot
  • i’m an anxious piece of trash
  • i sing a lot
  • i say so many self depreciating things it’s pathetic
  • mood swings
  • i hardly go out

iHeartRadio Festival - Las Vegas - September 20, 2014 [HQ]


you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr


This is the absolute best gif in existence.
1. Jay, humping that chick, very discretely if I might add.
2. Max’s face.
3. Siva’s dance
4. Nathan’s obliviousness to what is going on behind him.
5. Tom, on Max’s back.
6. Nathan screwing up the pointing.
(He says “you” and points to hinself, then says “me” and points to the camera

The most iconic moment of the interview +

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

god this is so relaxing